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Dear "The owners and staff of Timberlane Kennels":

Our Premier Staffperson, The Most Reverend Lisa, will be shortly picking up Sir Benjamin.....

..after his brief but luxurious stay at your fine establishment. He is already scheduled a return, much longer stay from August XX September XX  (we MAY pick him up on September X between 5-6 however!)

His Royalness would also like to schedule a stay from evening (5 pm) September XX - Pickup Monday morning, September XX

That's 9/XX - 9/XX

Please confirm that there is an opening in his usual Luxury Suite.

Sincerely,

His Chauffeur, Groomer, cook, play toy and slave,

-XXX